Download No Internet: Offline Adventures of an Unremarkable Porn Addict [v1.7]

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Game Version Changelog:

v1.7

• 50 new spank bank renders (5 sets, 10 images per set)
• Added “Victoria’s package” quest
• Ruby now has more dialog when buying coffee on day 3 prompting a fantasy
• 60 new PC renders (3 sets, 20 images per set)
• 20 new VHS renders (1 VHS added)
• Every character in the game now has a unique name color
• Notification text now highlights certain information in pink (quest and item names,vhs,dvd and spank bank names)
• The Inventory menu no longer draws the lists window if the list is empty
• The Quests menu no longer draws the lists window if the list is empty
• MC now identifies as he/him (no more gender neutral language)
• Suzie now likes yoga
• Garage sale man now says “girlfriend” instead of “wife”
• Updated the social media logos to their latest iterations
• Updated all location images
• Updated the NPC positions to make more sense with the new location images
• Removed all spank bank skins (now there’s only the default one)
• Updated Spank Bank default cave skin
• Bathroom” in the cafe renamed to “Toilet”
• “Close Eyes” and “Open Eyes” button now in the same place
• The TV in the livingroom is now an overlay

v1.4

• 50 new spank bank renders (1 set per girl, 10 images per set)
• Added new lines for the girls when chatting to them (triggering mc’s imagination)
• 35 new “strangers” spank bank renders (1 set per location, 5 images per set)
• Updated “ALT Passenger” stranger set (slightly better nipples)
• 60 new “PC” renders (3 sets, 20 images per set)
• 20 new “DVD” renders (1 new dvd viewable)
• You can no longer leave town if Henry gives you coke for the “Get Stella to relapse” quest
• Minor text changes when talking to Henry on day 2
• You can no longer give Stella coke two times, she now tells you to go back to Henry

v1.2

• 150 TV images added (50 for each day)
• re-rendered ALL of the spank bank renders using a new workflow
• re-rendered ALL of the character portraits
• -ouched up the two VHS sets
• added Junkie’s character portrait
• removed starting pc set, the mc really did delete all of the porn they had
• added patreon supporters to main menu and ending screen
• added patreon and twitter buttons to the main menu and in game pause menu
• added a green light router image to the ending
• ending screen text is centered
• replaced text with character thumbnails
• renamed “Bus Back” to just “Bus”
• renamed “Preferences” to “Options”
• renamed VHS “Spreading Hairy Part 8” to “Spreading Curly Part 8”
• patreon and twitter images are now clickable on the coming soon screen
• quest menu tabs spaced further apart
• added a return button while viewing TV,VHS tapes or DVDs
• added a counter when viewing TV,VHS or DVD images
• added a counter for basement boxes and wifi sets
• added a TV static effect to the TV screen while not viewing any media (only after the VCR has been plugged in)
• stella now properly responds when showing her coke on day 3
• some quests have variable descriptions telling you the next step (Henry’s quests)
• a quest now starts when you are allowed to sleep
• fixed tv not showing the last image of the TV,VHS or DVD

v1.0
Initial Release

Developer Notes:

Thank you for taking interest in NoInternet, this is the first version and I’m already working on the second with more content!